We know what real life airport travel looks and feels like—it’s the reason we’re changing the face of affordable luxury for global citizens. citizenM is exactly opposite of what you’d expect on your longest, hardest day of travel: delicious, hot food; stylish furniture; ambient lighting to set the mood and scrumptious XL king size beds with soft linens to lull you to sleep.
Some airports have slot machines and stale coffee, but definitely not power rain showers and free movies. So we flipped the coin—we asked people to show us the unpleasant side of being a mobile citizen by sharing their funniest airport fail using #NOTcitizenM on Instagram, Twitter and Vine. The best ones were featured on NOTcitizenM.com and people could win a two nights stay at citizenM Charles de Gaulle airport.
Absolutely. Oh. Sorry. Thought you asked, “Do Ben and Jerry’s make the best ice cream?” Right. Um. Is there life after death? Nah. There’s only an endless void. And they make you pay for parking.