Trump, Brexit, North Korea, Novichok, the climate crisis and Ant & Dec without Ant.
What we need is a Royal Wedding to put the bad news behind us… at least for a day.
From the people who brought you irreverent souvenir plates from the last royal wedding, comes a new range of irreverent plates for this year’s royal wedding.
But since times have changed, so have the souvenirs.
This is commemorative memorabilia for tough times.
Royal crockery to raise a smile, poke fun at the couple, facepalm the decision to hold the wedding on the day of the FA Cup Final and allow us to take a breather from Brexit.
By adopting the beloved ‘half-and-half’ design this scarf allows you to avoid the dreaded outfit change and head straight from Wembley to Windsor.
Tipped to be this seasons ‘must have’, this is the only accessory you’ll find which says ‘Yes, I may be a member of a football factory but I also love weddings’.
Absolutely. Oh. Sorry. Thought you asked, “Do Ben and Jerry’s make the best ice cream?” Right. Um. Is there life after death? Nah. There’s only an endless void. And they make you pay for parking.