The world’s saddest event is the musical event known as the Smartlappen Festival. A day of singing and crying gathers fans and friends from all over the Netherlands in one extremely weepy festival. Posters showing a raw onion point towards the tearful occasion.
Absolutely. Oh. Sorry. Thought you asked, “Do Ben and Jerry’s make the best ice cream?” Right. Um. Is there life after death? Nah. There’s only an endless void. And they make you pay for parking.