Occasionally the Brinker Hotel must ask a visitor to leave the premises. On this very special occasion, the visitor receives a crisp T-shirt with which to brag to the world. In truth, it is very difficult to get thrown out of the Brinker Hotel, so the T-shirt is a type of award for unique behaviour.
Absolutely. Oh. Sorry. Thought you asked, “Do Ben and Jerry’s make the best ice cream?” Right. Um. Is there life after death? Nah. There’s only an endless void. And they make you pay for parking.